Banat Lines from Pinoy Movies

Cherie Gil to Sharon in Bituin walang Ningning

"You're nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy-cat"?      







 Laurice Guillen to Gloria Diaz in Danny Zialcita's Nagalit Ang Buwan Sa Haba Ng Gabi 

"Puwede ba'ng makausap ang asawa ko, na asawa mo, na asawa ng bayan?"      








Nora Aunor as Corazon de la Cruz to the American soldier at her brother's wake in Lupita A. Concio's Minsa'y Isang Gamu-Gamo

"My Brother is not a pig! My brother is not a pig! Ang kapatid ko'y tao hindi baboy damo! Hindi baboy damo ang kapatid ko!"

 







 Nora Aunor & Vilma Santos in Danny Zialcita's T-Bird At Ako

Nora: Bakit? Sino ka ba ano ba'ng ipinagmamalaki mo? Katawan lang 'yan! Saan ba galing 'yan sa putik?

Vilma: Putik nga ako pero kahit ganito ako nagsisimba ako kahit paano. At ang sabi ng nasa Itaas ang sala sa init sala sa lamig, iniluluwa ng langit, isinusuka ng Diyos!

 







 From Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan?

Hilda Koronel: "Once, Twice, Three times? Gaano kadalas ang minsan?"
Dindo Fernando: "I don't know! I've lost track!"

 
 





Nora Aunor to Miguel Rodriguez in I Can't Stop Loving You

"Ito ang tandaan mo Jeffrey Carbonell, babalik ako sa itaas at pag nasa itaas na ako, duduraan kita!"









 From Patigasan ang Labanan:
(Bella Flores to Paquito Diaz)

"Diligin mo ng suka ang tuyo kong lumpia!"

 






 Chanda Romero: Hoy babae, hindi pa tayo tapos!

Sharon Cuneta: Kung saan, kailan, at sa paanong paraan. Magpasabi ka lang, hindi kita uurungan

 






 Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

Vilma: Ako ang asawa, kasama sa buhay, kasiping sa kama.

Maricel: At ako naman ang anak. Ang anak, hindi napapalitan. Pero ang asawa, nahihiwalayan.

 







 From Palimos ng Pag-ibig:

Vilma to Dina B. - "Para kang karinderyang bukas sa sinumang gusto kumain!"

 







 Maricel Soriano to Snooky Serna in a heated scene in "Inagaw Mo Ang Lahat Sa Akin"

"Ikaw ang matalino! Ikaw ang maganda! Ikaw ang mahal ng itay! Malandi! Haliparot! Inagaw mo ang lahat sa akin! Lahaaaatt!!"  - 

 







 Maricel Soriano to Eddie Gutierez in "Ikaw Pa Lang Ang Minahal"

 "Pag namatay ka, hahanapin ko si David. Bibilhin ko siya. Bibilhin ko siya sa bawat singko na ipamamana mo sa akin. Tignan ko lang kung di ka mangisay sa libingan mo!"





 
 

 Butch Belgica:

Villain 1: (sumisigaw sa baba) - " Bumaba ka dito Butch! Papatayin kita hayup ka! "
Butch: (kumakain sa 2nd floor) - " Sandali lang! Kumakain pa ko! "

 







 -Maricel Soriano to Eddie Gutierez in "Ikaw Pa Lang Ang Minahal"

"Sa puso nanggagaling ang pagpapatawad, wala akong puso, nagmana ako sayo."

 






 Vilma in Sinasamba Kita

 "Ginto na nga ang nasa harapan mo, basura pa ang pinulot mo!"

 






 Mark Lapid in Tatlong Baraha

 "OO! Mga saging lang kami! Pero maghanap ka ng puno sa buong Pilipinas! Saging lang ang may pusoo! Saging lang ang may pusoo!"

 FPJ (Sa'yo Tondo, Kanya ang Cavite)

 "Kung sa Cavite hinde ka nagsisimba. Sa Tondo, Pasisimba kitang may bulak sa ilong.." -

 







"MAHAL MO BA KO DAHIL KAILANGAN MO KO? O KAILANGAN MO KO KASI MAHAL MO KO"?

--CLAUDINE BARETTO in Milan

 " yes! i am a slut but im the best slut in town!"-ANNE CURTIS as Celine in Maging Sino Ka Man

 








 (Lorna Tolentino and Alice Dixson, “Nagbabagang Luha”)

Alice: “Mamamatay ako, Ate, pag kinuha mo sa akin si Alex!”
Lorna: “Ipalilibing kita.”
Alice: “Ate, please!”
Lorna: “Nung inagaw mo sa ’kin si... muntik na rin akong mamatay. Puwes, ikaw naman ngayon ang mamatay!”

 




 

 Rico Yan to Claudine Baretto in GOT TO BELIEVE

 I NEVER REALLY BELIEVED IN FOREVER BUT I THINK I FOUND FOREVER WITH YOU."

Good Comebacks

For someone who thinks he is the smartest person to walk the earth and has decided to take it upon himself to explain a very simple thing in a very complicated manner:  

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.    






For a chatterbox

Keep talking, one day you might say something smart















To someone who states something that is very painfully obvious:  

Thank God you're here, Captain Obvious!!!









 Say this to someone who has just said something very amusingly senile to you :  

You’re the reason no one wants human cloning.








 To that annoying person in the office who thinks he knows everything about everything:  

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap









To someone who has just disagreed with you about something very trivial:  

You!... Off my planet!








 To someone who seems surprised when you say something intelligent:  

I'm not as dumb as you look








 For a girl who has been going on and on:  

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.








To a girl who thinks she has engaged you in a riveting conversation and asks you a question about it:  

You obviously overestimated my interest







 To someone who's been trying to get your attention and finally exclaims that you were being rude for not noticing:

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.









 To someone who has the magic ability to come up with really senseless solutions to problems:

Did you go to school to be an idiot or were you just born that way?








To someone who has just said something very shallow:

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.









 Comeback to the one insulting you

"How does it feel to insult other people just because you want to hide your imperfections?"    







When someone says something exceptionally stupid:

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.