Bolero Pickup Lines



How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?








“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!










Suicide.
Homicide.
Insecticide.
Lahat nalang pamatay.
Pero kung gusto mo ng pampabuhay.
Try mo.
“BY MY SIDE”:)








Girl:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
Boy: bkit walang U?
Girl: o0o0ps!. . Sorry “I MISS U”








Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUUUUUUUUUUUUVWXYZ
Girl: bkit andaming U?
Boy: kse “I LOVE U”








Girl: Hoy, STALKER ka ba?
Boy: hindi ah!
Girl: eh bat mo ko sinusundan?
boy: wala lang, sabi kasi ng nanay ko
“FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS”









Boy: Ui! lumindol ah? Ramdam Mo?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Nakita ko kasi ang mahal ko ..lumindol tuloy ang puso ko.
Entensity You. Magnitude Me. Epicenter Love.









Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!










Girl: Ayoko na! ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat nang akin.
hndi na ako babalik pa!
Boy: Hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!!
Girl: Ano?
BOy: AKO!








Boy: He must be so happy!
Girl: Who?
Boy: Your father.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.










Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad









Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.









Boy: You seem like a sweet person. . .
Girl: Why?
Boy: Will you mind if I taste you to find out?









Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.








Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.








Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida…
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko








Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?





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