Pamatay na Banat na mga Manyak

Pamatay na Banat na mga Manyak



* miss may lahi ka bang baril, kung meron man, pwede bang patira kahit isang putok lng!
laughinglaughing








*miss! sawsawan ka ba? pwedeng pa dip? big grin









* Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?     droolingdrooling








*You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?     silly








*The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.    big grin










*Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.









*miss troso ka ba? parang sarap mong sibakin
 









*Hi! Pahipo naman    big grin










* miss freezer ka ba??tinitigasan ako sau eh!
 rolling on the floorlaughing









* M - do you cook?
G - yes why?
M - Would you like to scramble my eggs? lolz

 










*Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.big grin









*boy: ice cream ka ba?
girl: why?
boy: kasi gusto kita dilaan.. droolingdrooling










* ms. para kang target

- gusto kitang tirahin

 laughinglaughing








*boi: miss manok kba??
gurl: bka kabastusan na nmn yan!
boi: limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh
droolingdrooling









*Para kang halaman.... minsan tigang ka, kaya gusto kitang diligan...









*MISS BULBUL KA BA?
-ANG GULO MO EH!!!!








*miss nawawala virginity ko.. pede ko bang makuha sayo?









*Miss, para kang ilong, pede b kitang
kalikutin?









*B: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..

G: Really?

B: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...










*Boy: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan.












*Girl: hey ulan ka ba?
boy: baket?
Girl: you make me wet eh









*Boy: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.

Sexy: ha? duh!

Boy: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!










*Boy: Miss mesa ka ba?

Girl: Ha?

Boy: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh.

droolingdrooling









5 comments:

Anonymous said...

panalo ang mga banat na to! magamit nga kay ms malandi

Anonymous said...

yes......

Anonymous said...

hhaha..gus2ng gus2 ng malalandi yan...

Anonymous said...

Mis Puki kaba?

Hindi ka kasi mawala sa isipan ko......
:D :D

Anonymous said...

Nakakaasar yung mga ads >.<

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