Pamatay na Pambara - English

Pamatay na Pambara - English

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.







HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.







HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.








HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.







HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.







HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.








HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.








HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?








HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.









HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?








HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.








HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.








HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.







HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.






HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.







HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.






HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.







HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing







Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"








Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."







Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book." 
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."








 Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."








Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"









Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"








Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

 






Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."








Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."








Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account. Then the door.  "

 





Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

 






 Man: So why haven't you banged any loser guys yet?
Woman: Cause I've been waiting for you!


big grinbig grin








Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor 






Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell 








Guy: I'm all you've got cutie pie.
Girl: Then I must not have a lot.

 





 Guy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


 






 Guy: May I see you pretty soon?
Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?








Guy: What's your name sexy?
Girl: Taken!








 Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time don't stop!








 Guy: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Girl: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then!








 Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

 






 Guy: I can see forever in your eyes.
Girl: But all I can see is never in yours.








 Guy: I would die for you...
Girl: Prove it!






9 comments:

Anonymous said...

HE: Tae ka ba?
SHE: Hinde! Bakit?!
HE: Hinde kasi kita mapaglaruan eh. :D

Anonymous said...

BOY : BAKiT BA KASi ANG LiKOT MO ?
GiRL : HA ? ANO PROBLEMA MO ?
BOY : WALA NAMAN .
GiRL : OH , WALA PALA EE , BAKiT SiNASABi MONG MALiKOT AKO ?
BOY : EE KASi NAMAN , NATABiG MO PUSO KO , NAHULOG PA SAYO ! :))

Anonymous said...

mga tanga!

Anonymous said...

weh?

Anonymous said...

inis! joke! katuwa lang. :))

Anonymous said...

haha. astig mga pambara d2. mga tong tanga nmn bumanat pa. pambara nga. dba? kulit nyuh din. tang ina

Anonymous said...

Lol. XD

Anonymous said...

PUKE KA BA?????




KASI MAHAL PUKI TA!

Anonymous said...

geez! those lines are real funny! ;)

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