Pamatay na Pambara - Tagalog

Pamatay na Pambara - Tagalog


B: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?
G: sori. wala kaming stairs...








B: May I hold ur hand?
G: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.









B: sabihin mong mahal mo ko
G: mahal mo ko











 B:mahal, i want to dance like this forever
G: dont you want to improve?










B: I would go to da end of the world for you..
G: really? wag ka na ring bumalik








B: I love u and i would die for u
G: how soon?









B: ikaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko..
G: wala ka bang nanay?








B: Do have a boyfriend?
G: wala, ayaw nang asawa ko eh..







boy: ano ka ba ang tanga mo naman.

girl: ano? pakuulit tanga ako? so you think tanga ako?

boy: OO ang tanga-tanga mo!

girl: Eh sira Ulo ka pala eh! Pasalamat ka tanga ako.. kasi kung naging matalino ako.. HINDI IKAW ANG BF KO NGAYON!









boy: alam ko sa sarili ko mahal kita....
girl: talaga?? buti ka pa alam mo yan.. ako hindi...










Boy: Hi cute, my titulo kaba.?
Girl: wla bkit?
Boy: tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.
Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?
Boy: (confused)bkit?
Girl: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!









Boy: Patay na raw BF mo?
Girl: Oo.
Boy: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?
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Girl: Kung papayag ang funerarya.











BOY: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?

GIRL: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..
tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..
tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!

BOY: (speechless)weewww


laughinglaughing







Boy : Hello..
Girl : Hello..
Boy : Kumain ka na..?
Girl : Kumain ka na..?
Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..








BOY : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.

GIRL: Oo nga eH ! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang.










BOY : Kaya pala nahihirapan akong huminga, Nasa puso kita nakabara !

GIRL : Sinadya ko talaga yun, Para MATULUYAN KA NA









BOY: i love you , please text back !

GIRL: back !



110 comments:

justine said...

B: alam mo ang mukha mo parang billionaire.
G: bkt nmn? :)
B: SO FREAKING BAD ..

Anonymous said...

Boy: Hi, Pwede bang manligaw?
Girl: Sure, Wag lang saken. :)

Anonymous said...

waahaha pwede pwede!!

Anonymous said...

alam mu my kamukha kang doll si chaka doll!

Anonymous said...

BOY ; c'mon dont be shy . ask me out !
giRL ; ok go out !

Anonymous said...

BOY: pede bang manligaw ???

GIRL: OO nmn pero di kta sasagutin ! haha ! mg dusa ka jan !

Anonymous said...

GIRL 1: pede bang mkipag sabunutan ?>

GIRL 2: OO nmn basta wg taung magsasakitan !!!

Anonymous said...

B: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?
G: sori. wala kaming stairs...
B: Much better...dere - deretso lang (Ano KA!!)

Anonymous said...

pwd rn b mgshare n banat??

Anonymous said...

B: alm mo pra kang salamin.
G: bkt?
B: ang sarap mong basagin.. ^_^

admin said...

pwedeng pwede po magshare ng banat. Feel free to post your malulupit banats. Gagawan ko po ng bagong post yung mga banats nyo. thanks

Anonymous said...

girl : lobo ka b?
boy : bakit ?
girl : puno ka kasi ng hangin !!!!!
:P:P LOL

Anonymous said...

Kapag dumaan ang dalawa mong kaaway sa harapan mo, kausapin mo ang kaklase mo.. "Uy girl buy 1 take 1 kabaong ngayon! 50% off pa! Makapatay nga ng tao!"

Anonymous said...

hahaha
graveeeee ahhhhhh
auss
lol

Anonymous said...

Boy: miss miss, shades kb?
gurl: knkl9-byutiful eyes*bkt mu natanung?
Boy: nagdidilim kc paningin ko pgnaki2ta kta..

^_^clevxx

Anonymous said...

huwe?

Anonymous said...

A fat lady asked her bf what she lookd like..

d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."

d fat lady smiled..

Giggled and blushed then askd"
cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?

d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..
"buddah"..

Anonymous said...

estoryaheeeeeeeee.....:)

Anonymous said...

love na kita............

Anonymous said...

mahal kita...!!!pero di mo lang alam...!!!!

Are you inlove with someone right now?
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'Cause if you're not, let me introduce myself. ;))

Anonymous said...

naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight well kung hindi yaan mo dadaan ulit ako..


hahaha

Anonymous said...

u look sum1 i know!























my next boyfriend!xD

Anonymous said...

boy: kamoteng kahoy ka ba?
girl: baket :)
boy: mukha ka kasing LAMAN LUPA ee..
:'>

Anonymous said...

girl:lolipop ka ba?
boy:bkt?/
girl:sipsip ka kc eh

Anonymous said...

boy:did it hurt?
Girl:when I fell from heaven? :))
boy: yeah and when you fell flat on your face >:))

Anonymous said...

b. puke kaba?
g. nde bket?
b muntek na kase kitang chupaen,kanaen at kantuten e

Yhanie Mine Yamade said...

oh men how...******** namn

Yhanie Mine Yamade said...

Ang Ipis ang pinakagwapong nilalang sa mundo.
Lakad palang niya,
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Tinitilian na! Lalo na kung LUMIPAD! :))
haha :DD




ADD ME ON FB YLAINE RAMOS DELICA^^ IF U WANT LANG NAMN

Anonymous said...

ngayong gabi ..


mag.sisindi ako ng kandila para sa mga patay ..
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na patay sa'kin xD

--facebook.com/nesx.ninja

whena said...

Ghost Hunting sila Boy at Girl:
(Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si Boy.)

Boy: Hala! Naramdaman mo ba un?!
Girl: (natatakot na) ang alin ?.
Boy: Na mahal kita. :)

whena_0022@yahoo.com said...

Boy: Pag nasabi mong i love you, tayo na.
Girl: Hah, asa ka naman. sige ba!
Boy: Uhmm, ilang taon kana?
Girl: 18, Bakit?
Boy: Yes, Tayo na!
Girl: Akala ko ba I love you?
Boy: GOTCHA! :)

Anonymous said...

cute.. :)

Anonymous said...

astig. . .

Anonymous said...

astig!

Mhaine said...

nice 1ne

BOSS . MHAiNE said...

aanhin mu pa
ang kagwapuhan mo
kum indee aman aco
ang xiota mu
haha:DDDD

BOSS . MHAiNE said...

♥ PANGiT MAN AKO SAYONG PANiNGiN
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TANGiNA MO !
BAKET KA NAKATiNGiN ~_^ ♥

BOSS . MHAiNE said...

FB co .
sayakalocca@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

BOY:sarangola kaba??
GIRL:Bakit??
BOY: kasi........... sa malayo kalang maganda!

Anonymous said...

B:miss drugs ka ba...
G:Bkt naman ?
B:nakakaadict ka eh...
G:ikaw drugs ka ba....
B:bkt?
G:panira ka ng buhay ko eh....

Anonymous said...

hahahah...nkakatuwa nnman d2

Anonymous said...

boy: ilan taon kn?
Girl: 21, bkit?



boy: ako 22..


22 years ng naghihitay sau...:)

Anonymous said...

Masama daw mag-asawa ng maaga...
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Panu yan Gabi na .. so pwede na?

Reimalene said...

BOY: may importante ka bang gagawin today?
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GIRL: Bukod sa mahalin ka,
wala na.. :>

Reimalene Gamiz said...

hey, you know what,
You look great today..

How did i know?..

it's just bCoz you look great every day!...

(cguro, maybe, perhapz, probably.. :D)

reimalene said...

ayoko ng isang katulad mo......





gusto ko, ikaw mismo!.. :D

Anonymous said...

B: pde wag mo kong kausapin ?!

G: ANG BAHO NG HININGA MO EH

WLA LNG

im the man said...

SPEAKER: Who among you had experienced having sex with a ghost?

( a farmer raised his hand)

SPEAKER: (amazed) Really?! How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?

FARMER: Ay! Akala ko GOATS!!.

Anonymous said...

b:miss, exponent k b?

G:bk8?


B:Kc ang lakas ng power mo.....
(baho)

Anonymous said...

alam mo para kang araw
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npakapasikat mo !

ex_savior said...

Boy: energy drinks ka ba ?

Girl: asus .. kasi , lumak=lakas ka pag kasama ako ?/

Boy: etchusera . mukha ka kasing cobra eh

Anonymous said...

Girl: Unan ka ba?
Boy: Bakit? kasi ang sarap kong yakapin?

Girl: Hindi. Amoy panis na laway ka ehh! :))

Anonymous said...

sabi nila, pag may problema may solusyon, at pag may pangarap may pag-asa.. pero paano, pangarap kita, may pag-asa ba ako.???

yan ang banat..jeje

JenDara said...

Dalawang mag-barkada nag-uusap:

Mike: Bakit lumaki yung paa ni Amy?

Jun: Sinipa yung punso!

Mike: Eh, bakit lumaki naman yung nguso ni Fe?

Jun: Dinuraan yung punso...O pare saan ka pupunta?

Mike: Iihi sa punso!

Anonymous said...

hahahahhahahahhaha
ang cucutes ng mga banat
nice 1

rock_pRinCexs said...

` Crush Na Sana Kita Ehh
Kaso Ngumiti Ka

Mahal Na Tuloy Kita !

Oh Wag Ka Nang Tatawa
Baka Angkinin Na Kita. :)

ri\ock_princexs said...

Crush Na Sana Kita Ehh
Kaso Ngumiti Ka

Mahal Na Tuloy Kita !

Oh Wag Ka Nang Tatawa
Baka Angkinin Na Kita. :

Anonymous said...

ang cute ng mga banat..


I love reading the menu..
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Because it has ME – N – U. ♥♥

pbnat lng poh,,,

Anonymous said...

ganda

Anonymous said...

boy:"Pede Pahiram ng Panyo"
girl:bkt
boy:gs2 ko kc tikman laway mo eh...
ahaha

Anonymous said...

so cool

PEPSIE said...

GIRL: i need space.. :(

BOY: anu ka?? SOLAR SYSTEM??(0_o)


hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Boy: Sana camera ka na lang.

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: para kahit anung pa cute ko ay pwede mong icapture...

Girl: Ay ayoko ko nga! madavelop pa ako sayo.

Boy: Bakit ayaw mo?

Girl: kasi matagal ng captured ng iba ang puso ko.

Anonymous said...

Boy: Bkit wala na akong maisip??

Girl: Bkit??

Boy: Kasi ikaw lang ang laging nasa isipan ko ehh......

Anonymous said...

boy: inidoro ka ba??


girl: bakit??


boy: kasi ikaw lang talaga napaglalabasan ko ng sama ng loob eh,, thanks ha??

(try lang) crz08

Anonymous said...

Akala ko ung pero mo parang pepsi,minsan max minsan mega
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un pala para lang coke,kung hindi sakto,ZERO

Anonymous said...

Boy: miss tetris kba?
miss: bk8? kac nakakaadik ako?
boy: hnd, kac mukha mo plang pra ng pnagtagpitagping bhagi ng tetris..


.. hahahahahaha..

Anonymous said...

BOY: aswang ka ba?
GIRL: hindi bakit?

BOY: PANGET MO KASE >:)

treb003 said...

kayamanan ka ba???

bkit???

sarap mo kasing ibaon e

Anonymous said...

kyut nmn poh mga banat nyu, ka enjoy bsahin unlyk s iba, boring..paul8 ul8 puh kc,,

aARON said...

Boy: Miss Para kang Password.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi d kita pwedeng kalimutan .
Girl: Ang sweet mo naman.
Boy: Pero pwede kitang palitan.

hahha..pabanat lang..hihi

Anonymous said...

Boy: you know, you are A B C D E F G H I J K?
Girl: wat does it mean?
Boy: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot!
Girl: ohh tnx, how abou I, J, K?
Boy:I'm just kidding!

hahaha. feeler kzi..

Anonymous said...

Boy: Am i dead, angel?
Girl: huh? y?
Boy: cause this must be heaven

hahhahhaha laugh trip!

Anonymous said...

nice1 :D

Anonymous said...

boy:asin ka ba??
girl:bakit??
boy:ikaw kasi sawsawan ng itlog ko hzahaha

meann said...

nice 1

Anonymous said...

Boy: mhal nah mhal ktah .. handa akong ma2tay para lng sau....
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Girl: SAMPLE SAMPLE SAMPLE ....
LOLs

Anonymous said...

ang cute! :)

Anonymous said...

Boy: Energy drink ka ba??

Girl: (kinikilig) bakit?

Boy: Mukha ka kasing cobra..

Anonymous said...

Para kang Angry Birds
Bakit?
Sarap mo kasi ibato.

Anonymous said...

utot ka ba?


baket?


kase ..



nakakatakot kang pakawalan eeh. xD

Anonymous said...

super nice :]

Anonymous said...

b-pwede tau n?
g-pag dalawang buwan n
after 2 months:
b-anu tau n?
g-isa palng ang buwan(moon)

Anonymous said...

love your joke

Anonymous said...

Bumabanat si TATAy :)

Anak: tay panu po ba magmahal ?

Tatay: anak dun mo sa nanay mo magtanung

Anak: tay ba't nman kay nanay pa ?

Tatay: kasi ang nanay mo ang nagturo sakin magmahal :)

Anonymous said...

boy1: pre pump ka ba. ?
boy2: bkt pre?
boy1: pangtatangal ko sa kaibigan ko para d na sya magingbarado ipupump ko nlng.. :D
boy2:ayus.. !! congrats. eh. cnu nmn un. ?
boy1: eddiiee. ikaw. !
boy2: kwak! kwak !

Anonymous said...

g:kanal ka ba?
b:bakit?
g:tanga lang kasi ang mahuhulog sayo eh......LoL!....

Anonymous said...

Boy: Unan kb?
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GIrl: bket?
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Boy: Hnd Kc aq mkatulog Pag Wala ka!

Anonymous said...

boy:alam mo miss pra akung mouse???
girl:hah?baket???????
boy:subukan mu kaya aqng e.press pra mag click tayu...HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

b:bola ka ba
g:bakit???
b:kc nagaagawan kc cla para matira ka

Anonymous said...

MARK with her gf DANA..
.nasalubong nila ang ex ni MARK na si KRIZEL....

krizel: mark tubig ca ba?
MARK:huh bakit naman?
KRIZEL: wala ca kcng taste ei..

krizel look seriously to dana and ask

krizel: basurera ca ba?
dana: bkit naman?
krizel: pinulot mu pa kc yung itinapon cu na sa basurahan...

dana smyl and asked mark...

dana: dba tubig ca mark it means uala cang taste... kya pla pinatulan mu tong girl na toh...
mark: amp...
dana: ai ou nga pla krizel kanal ca ba?
krizel: bkit..
dana: tanga lang kc mahuhulog sayu...

dana: excuse me.. magsama kaung dalawa.. bagay naman kau ei.. isang basura at basurera.. haha.. ayan na nga pla basura mu.. krizel isinusoli cu na.. dii pla mapapakinabanga ei... haha.. sana dii cu na pinulot pa...

Anonymous said...

an' cute! haHa :D

Anonymous said...

boy:ice crem kaba?
girl: ah.. alam ko na yan.. kase masarap akong tingnan.. :)
boy: hindi,
very rocky road kasi yang muka mo eh

Anonymous said...

kanal lang binabara

DaRk AnGeL said...

If you let me choose GOD or you?
Of course I will choose GOD because…
‘GOD, GIVE ME YOU.’

Anonymous said...

wat a pick up lines.. super like...

Anonymous said...

para kang pisngi......
sarap mo kasing sampalin....hahaha

Anonymous said...

B:mangga ka ba?
G:Bakit?
B:muka ka kaseng kalabaw.. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Girl:halaman ka ba?

Boy:bakit? (nakangiti)

girl:ang UGAT kasi ng paa mo eh:))))

Anonymous said...

talking to your BF
you:ice cream kb???
BF:bqt?
you:kc VERY ROCKY ROAD ang mukha mo eiii.
BF:(ngalit)
you:Kanal kb?
BF:bqt?
you:kc TANGA lng ang mahuhulog sau .. and if ur thinking na TANGA ako well edi sana d kta pnagbigyan ng chance pra magkaroon ng GF !!xD

share lng po...

Anonymous said...

super like..!!

Anonymous said...

mag post nga po kau ng mga pambanat pra sa mga ex.. :) tnx!!

Anonymous said...

boy:ice ka ba?
girl:baket?
boy:kasi ang sarap mong ihampas sa pader eh!!

Anonymous said...

G1: Anong ASO ang nkkatakot..
G2: ano?!?
G1: edi ASOwang

Anonymous said...

wag na kasi naniniwala ako sa kasabihang LOVE is BLIND. :-);-):-P:-*:OB-):-$o_O:-D:-XXD<3

bebe MO said...

B-sardinas ka ba?
G-hindi bakit?
B-LIGO , LIGO din kc nyahahah
LOL

Anonymous said...

Saging ka ba?



Muka mo kc Flat...


hahahaha

Anonymous said...

ang gaganda ng mga pick up lines...jeje

Alesha Martin said...

Nice collection! Ang gaganda at hanep ang mga banat ng mga napili mong pick up lines tagalog. More please!! LOL.

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