Pamatay Banat sa Kaaway

pag nasa paligid ang kaaway

* "huy favor, dun ka na lang sa malayo sa min."






* When your enemy is asking me a favor which I don't want to do and that person keeps on asking... I simply say:

"Sorry, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who cares."

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* i'll never stoop down to your level!

patangkad ka muna ha, baka patulan na rin kita . . baka!

diablo






* Back off!!! You're standing in my aura!

Evil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad






* Lick your forehead and I might let you be my friend.







* Pag todo asaran na:

BAKIT MAGKANO KA BA? BAKA GUSTO MO BILHIN KITA!!!!
"you want cash or plastic? ay cash na lang, kasi plastic ka na eh. oh ito twenty pesos, keep the change."

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* my friends & I always say this when someone gives us a stare lalo na pag head to toe

"What are you looking at?
You want me to pull your eyes out?"

Pero mas ok pag tagalog eh.....

"Ano tinitingin-tingin mo dyan ha?
Baka gusto mo dukutin ko mga mata mo ha?"









* sa Girls fight
gusto ko sabihin one time when i catch someone looking at me from head to toe:

" insecure ka? natatalbugan ba kita?"

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* hey...nosy-big b*tt-b!tc$!...back off, will you?
It's not our problem if you're emotionally disturbed!

cursingcursing







* FRIENDS IN A FIGHT

HE: ptangna mo! F-U-C-K YOU!

SHE: F-U-C-K me hard.

tumahimik yung guy.

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* me: "kapag namatay ka hindi ka tatanggapin sa impyerno"

kaaway: "Bakit?"

Me: "Isasara ni Satanas ang gate at baka i-dethrone mo pa sya"








* I don't want to stoop down to your level! ka level mo yung mga daga at ipis sa bahay namin!

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* You're just a toy that I like to play with to amuse me when I'm bored.








* enemy: Kamusta kayo?
me: Ayos lang kanina nung wala ka pa








* 2 teachers ko nung college na talagang nagsigawan sa lobby. di ko na narinig sinabi ni teacher 1 basta narinig ko sagot ni teacher 2:

"magkape ka nga ng kabahan ka naman sa pinagsasabi mo!"

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* In the movie Georgia Rules, Lindsay Lohan played a city girl oozing with sex appeal and she was sent to live with her Grandmother in a small town for the summer. She befriended a guy there and the local “nice and virginal” girls started harassing her and calling her names like sLut, hoe, etc. everytime. At one point, she retaliated. She cornered them and said something like,

“You see this? (pointing to her b00bs). If you don’t stop following me around and yelling names at me, I’m gonna find out who your boyfriends are and f*ck them hard. They’re gonna have a grrrrrreat time, trust me.”

That was biatchy enough to stop them following her around again.










* Kami nung high school kinabukasan after ng party inaasar namin yung kinabwibwisitan namin at sinasabihan namin ng:

"Grabe ang saya saya namin dahil wala ka."








* parinig sa mapupulitakang tao at magagasapang na ugali sa opisina

"Ang T*A*E talaga kahit anong baho at tago ay lalangoy at lalangoy pa rin para umibabaw sa tubig

Mr. GreenMr. Green






* banat sa mga inggitero

" jealousy is a disease... GET WELL SOON!! "









* At a swimming pool.
Officemate1: “I’m sure lulutang ka.”
Officemate2: “Bakit, dahil payat ako?”
Officemate1: “Hindi, dahil plastic ka.”

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

-haha, nice (:

Anonymous said...

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slmat d2 ah

Anonymous said...

wew

GURLAiiE said...

WAG KANG MASYADONG BUMANAT BAKA iKAW MABiNAT SA AKiNG PARUTSADA NA DE MO MAKAYA .!! BANG BANG SAPUL .ii. KAYA MAG TAGO KANA SA PANTY NG LOLA MO .?? LOL :) ii JUST SAY iT

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