Snappy Comebacks 4

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!


Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.    

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.  005005

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.  

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.   Twisted EvilTwisted Evil

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.    011011

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.    big grinbig grin

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative    

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.  

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.   

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself!   em2_8

Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!    LOLLOL

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.   

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.   Mr. GreenMr. Green

Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!   011011

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.    005005

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.    

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appetite!   011011

You got more issues than National Geographic!    005005 

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!    LOLLOL

You should have been born in the Dark Ages: you look terrible in the light.    

You're as fake as a three dollar bill!    Twisted EvilTwisted Evil

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!  big grinbig grin

Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.  


boymelvs said...

napansin ko po inalis mo po sa blogroll yun site ko po.. ibig sabhin po ba nun hindi ka na po interesado makipag exchange link sa site ko po? ito po yun site ko
sana po madinig ko po ang side nyo. maraming salamat po.


Admin said...

hi boymelvs. yap di na ako interested for link exchange. May similar blog kasi ako for love quotes kaya magcoconflict ang blog mo sa blog ko. hope you understand. cheers!

Kates said...

Hi to both of u :) Interested ako makipag blog roll link exchange. Pr0 lang din ako, and kaka-up palang ng site ko. How can we communicate? Thanks :)

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