Pamatay na banat - Bastusan Banat
*PangAsar s mgA taong nkakaAsar na mkakapaL ang mukha....
"aLam mu pra kang fAceb0ok! FACE mo ang KAPAL parAng BOOK!" hahaha!



*boy:drugs kba??
girl:ha? bkit? nkakaadik ako noh?? *kilig*
boy:hindi!! panira ka kxe ng buhay eh.!!!


* Banat sa maaangas
Kung makaasta ka feeling mo Tao ka na??


*aLam mo pRa kAng chichar0n, nkAkAHIGHbLood ka!! 

*aLam mu prA kang kAmote, mukhA ka kSing LamAng Lupa!



*aLam mu prA kang Libr0, ang kApaL m0h!
*kung binasted kayo dati ng nililiigawan ny0, at tinanong nya kung kamstA na LuVLyf ny0, e2 ibAnat nyu s knyA:
"et0 hnd mgAnda, prAng ikaw"

*banat sa mahahangin
Alam mu prA kang eLectric fAn, ang hangin m0h!


*Kung mabaho ang bunga2 ng kausap mu at nhihiya kang sbihin..ganito banat,
"pre..alam ko ang ulam mu...tae!"hehe


*para kang saranggola, maganda pag malayuan


*Eto para sa maiitim!
"kasali ka sa blacklight show dba? Ung background" hehe


*"ang ganda mo nman, sa loob maganda rin kaya? Ehem
*Wow mukhang mamahalin damit m ah, san m nabili yan? Kac dami k nian nakita sa tiangge..


*Ang ganda ng damit m, pero d bagay sau.. Haha!

*Nakalunok kb ng durian? Ang baho ng hininga m eh.. Magtoothbrush k nga!


*alam mo ang ganda mo mula talampakan hanggang leeg. haha



*Ang sbi ng mataba sa panget:
atleast my pagasa pa ako pumyat...Eh ikaw?Wla ka ng pag asa! bwahaha!


*aLam mu, pRa kAng sAmpAguitA.. "am0y pAtay kA



*Cgrado pg ng swmming ka lulutang ka,,ang plastic m kc.jajajaja

*itan0ng nyo sa mga maitim and kili2x:
"Kiwi bA dEodorant m0?.."


*aLam mu s Lhat ng gwAp0, iKaw Lng mukhAng kAbAy0h!"


*Para s mga sintunado:
"Sna s radio o kya s tv ka nlang kumanta...Para madaling patayin." haha



*sa mga nabasted
*G: Hindi kita mahal
B: Bakit? Mahal ba kita? Crush lang naman kita... no?

*Boy: miss miss, shades kb?
Gurl: *kinilig-byutiful eyes* bkt mu natan0ng?
Boy: nagdidilim kase paningin ko pag nakikita kita
*ang bang0 m0 naman!Am0y pab0rit0 k0ng ulam...amoy paksiw!



*sa isang gasoline station..
boy: boss, premium.
gboy: fulltank po ba 'to sir?
boy: hindi, wala na halos laman yan. magpapagas ba ako kung fulltank yan? singkwenta lang.

*PangAsar s mgA taong nkakaAsar na mkakapaL ang mukha....
"aLam mu pra kang fAceb0ok! FACE mo ang KAPAL parAng BOOK!" hahaha!
*boy:drugs kba??
girl:ha? bkit? nkakaadik ako noh?? *kilig*
boy:hindi!! panira ka kxe ng buhay eh.!!!
* Banat sa maaangas
Kung makaasta ka feeling mo Tao ka na??
*aLam mu prA kang kAmote, mukhA ka kSing LamAng Lupa!
*aLam mu prA kang Libr0, ang kApaL m0h!
*kung binasted kayo dati ng nililiigawan ny0, at tinanong nya kung kamstA na LuVLyf ny0, e2 ibAnat nyu s knyA:
"et0 hnd mgAnda, prAng ikaw"
*banat sa mahahangin
Alam mu prA kang eLectric fAn, ang hangin m0h!
*Kung mabaho ang bunga2 ng kausap mu at nhihiya kang sbihin..ganito banat,
"pre..alam ko ang ulam mu...tae!"hehe
*para kang saranggola, maganda pag malayuan
*Eto para sa maiitim!
"kasali ka sa blacklight show dba? Ung background" hehe
*"ang ganda mo nman, sa loob maganda rin kaya? Ehem
*Wow mukhang mamahalin damit m ah, san m nabili yan? Kac dami k nian nakita sa tiangge..
*Ang ganda ng damit m, pero d bagay sau.. Haha!
*Nakalunok kb ng durian? Ang baho ng hininga m eh.. Magtoothbrush k nga!
*alam mo ang ganda mo mula talampakan hanggang leeg. haha
*Ang sbi ng mataba sa panget:
atleast my pagasa pa ako pumyat...Eh ikaw?Wla ka ng pag asa! bwahaha!
*aLam mu, pRa kAng sAmpAguitA.. "am0y pAtay kA
*Cgrado pg ng swmming ka lulutang ka,,ang plastic m kc.jajajaja
*itan0ng nyo sa mga maitim and kili2x:
"Kiwi bA dEodorant m0?.."
*aLam mu s Lhat ng gwAp0, iKaw Lng mukhAng kAbAy0h!"
*Para s mga sintunado:
"Sna s radio o kya s tv ka nlang kumanta...Para madaling patayin." haha
*sa mga nabasted
*G: Hindi kita mahal
B: Bakit? Mahal ba kita? Crush lang naman kita... no?
*Boy: miss miss, shades kb?
Gurl: *kinilig-byutiful eyes* bkt mu natan0ng?
Boy: nagdidilim kase paningin ko pag nakikita kita
*ang bang0 m0 naman!Am0y pab0rit0 k0ng ulam...amoy paksiw!
*sa isang gasoline station..
boy: boss, premium.
gboy: fulltank po ba 'to sir?
boy: hindi, wala na halos laman yan. magpapagas ba ako kung fulltank yan? singkwenta lang.