Pamatay na Motto 2
Ang una kong payo sa 'yo, ay huwag kang hihingi ng payo sa akin.
Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kaniyang pinanggalingan...ay may stiff neck.
Better safe than... pregnant
Don't argue w/ Ugly people,they have nothing to lose.
mind your own business... scratch your own galis
Better to burp and taste it, than to fart and waste it.
A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND TO AVOID!
Indulge and you will bulge
i am nobody. nobody's perfect. therefore im perfect.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you are still retarded.
when we drink, we gut drunk.
when we r drunk, we go to sleep.
when we go to sleep, we commit no sin.
wen we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
so lets all drink and go to heaven!!
Mali ang nagsabi na ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa kalooban,
dahil ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa inyong harapan.
Walang macho sa lumilipad na ipis!
Sira ang pag-aaral pag libog ang pinairal
Walang Pangit sa T*t*ng Galit
Ang mataba, pumapayat; ang pangit, sorry ka na lang!
I don't need s e x... The government f * * c k s me everyday!
