Pamatay na Banat na mga Manyak

Pamatay na Banat na mga Manyak



* miss may lahi ka bang baril, kung meron man, pwede bang patira kahit isang putok lng!









*miss! sawsawan ka ba? pwedeng pa dip?









* Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?    








*You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?    








*The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.   










*Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.









*miss troso ka ba? parang sarap mong sibakin
 









*Hi! Pahipo naman   










* miss freezer ka ba??tinitigasan ako sau eh!










* M - do you cook?
G - yes why?
M - Would you like to scramble my eggs? lolz












*Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.









*boy: ice cream ka ba?
girl: why?
boy: kasi gusto kita dilaan..










* ms. para kang target

- gusto kitang tirahin










*boi: miss manok kba??
gurl: bka kabastusan na nmn yan!
boi: limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh

*Para kang halaman.... minsan tigang ka, kaya gusto kitang diligan...

*MISS BULBUL KA BA?

-ANG GULO MO EH!!!!

*miss nawawala virginity ko.. pede ko bang makuha sayo?









*Miss, para kang ilong, pede b kitang
kalikutin?









*B: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..

G: Really?

B: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...










*Boy: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan.












*Girl: hey ulan ka ba?
boy: baket?
Girl: you make me wet eh









*Boy: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.

Sexy: ha? duh!

Boy: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!










*Boy: Miss mesa ka ba?

Girl: Ha?

Boy: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh.