Snappy Comebacks 3
1. Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
2. Your verbosity is exceeded only by your total stupidity.
3. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
4. Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair
5. You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.
6. I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?
7. You grow on people....so does cancer.
8. If shit was music, you'd be an orchestra.
9. You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
10. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
11. You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you.
12. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
13. There are only two things I dislike about her - her faces.
14. Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
15. I can tell that you are lying - your lips are moving.
16. This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. She's the first in her family born without tail.
17. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
18. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an apocalypse!
19. Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
20. Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live.
21. You are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse.
22. Her origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under her family tree.
23. I know you always have your ear to the ground. How's life in the gutter?
24. Talk is cheap. but that's OK - so are you.
25. You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
26. Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
27. He's better at sex than anyone. Now all he needs is a partner.
28. You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
29. You're the best at all you do- and all you do is make people hate you.
30. She has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
31. People would follow him anywhere.....but only out of morbid curiosity.
32. His personality's split so many ways, he goes for group therapy on his own.
33. If truth is stranger than fiction, then you must be truth!
34. If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head.
35. Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
1. Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
2. Your verbosity is exceeded only by your total stupidity.
3. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
4. Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair
5. You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.
6. I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?
7. You grow on people....so does cancer.
8. If shit was music, you'd be an orchestra.
9. You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
10. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
11. You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you.
12. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
13. There are only two things I dislike about her - her faces.
14. Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
15. I can tell that you are lying - your lips are moving.
16. This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. She's the first in her family born without tail.
17. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
18. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an apocalypse!
19. Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
20. Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live.
21. You are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse.
22. Her origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under her family tree.
23. I know you always have your ear to the ground. How's life in the gutter?
24. Talk is cheap. but that's OK - so are you.
25. You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
26. Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
27. He's better at sex than anyone. Now all he needs is a partner.
28. You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
29. You're the best at all you do- and all you do is make people hate you.
30. She has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
31. People would follow him anywhere.....but only out of morbid curiosity.
32. His personality's split so many ways, he goes for group therapy on his own.
33. If truth is stranger than fiction, then you must be truth!
34. If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head.
35. Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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