Snappy Comebacks 4

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?







Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!

 





Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.    








I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. 





I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.  






I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.  





I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.   






If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.   






If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative    






Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.  







Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.   






Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself!  






Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!   







So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.   






They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.  





Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!  






You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.   






You are proof that God has a sense of humor.    






You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appetite!  





You got more issues than National Geographic!     






You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!   






You should have been born in the Dark Ages: you look terrible in the light.    






You're as fake as a three dollar bill!   






Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! 





Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.  

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