Funny Facebook Status




-ang katawan ko ay pahiram lang sakin
kaya di ko ito pinagdadamot
sabi nga ni god share your blessing

 








-They say I look good, I say, I taste even better....

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-'wag ka na mag-matigas.. 'di ka naman ETITS!!!

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--"mind over matter...I don't mind...YOU don't matter"

 








-hindi ka naman pangit eh...hindi lang talaga uso ang pagmumukha mo...

rolling on the floorrolling on the floor










- hanap kayo ng hanap ng gwapo... eh gwapo din naman ang hanap nila...

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-masarap magmahal kung ang mahal mo ay masarap!

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-finding the right one is not easy especially if the wrong one is so yummy!









Friend1: XBOXX 360!!! yeheyy!! *testing testing*
Friend2: mas maganda Ps3, kaya 360 yan kasi once you played it, you'll turn your back 360 degrees hahaha
Friend3: its 180 dumb@*** hahaha

Twisted EvilTwisted Evil









Friend 1: My stand on Premarital sex?

- I just lie down.

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FBStatus:  zZz..Zzz..z....ZZ

may nagcomment: "May problem ka na yata pati sa pagtulog nagpo post ka?!"









Nanaghinip ako.. Break na raw kami. Pag gising ko, iyak ako ng iyak... Tapos naalala ko... Wala nga pala akong girlfriend.

Mr. GreenMr. Green








FRIEND"S POST: Im doomed. life and death situation bukas

COMMENT: Basta ang mahalaga.. Yun ang importante..

 








Friend: "Di na ako natapos maglaba"

(Magconcentrate ka kaya kesa nag fafacebook ka jan. Multi-tasking?)

 









"Gusto ko pagpapasok na ako, ipagtitimpla mo ako ng kape. Yung dark, very dark. Kasing pait ng buhay na ipatitikim ko sa'yo"

Twisted EvilTwisted Evil
















post ng friend kong professor: 

I find myself doing in this conference what my students usually do to me: pretend I'm listening, nod interestingly from time to time in-between dozing off and then look at my cellphone time to time in-between surfing the internet. Thank You Technology!!!

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A boy's dad just joins Facebook.
The son puts on his status: 'WTF'. 
His dad asks: 'what is WTF?' 

Son replies: 'Welcome To Facebook.'


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"hindi ako plastic! kaya kita nginitian sa sementeryo kahapon kasi ayokong ipakita sa mga tao dun na galit ako sayo!"


tangeenang status yan, di daw sya plastic.

 












my bro's FB status as parinig to his boss who was a b1tch: 

"Mamamatay ka lang hinding hindi mo ko matitikman!" 

laughinglaughing











from a friend:

"it's monday again! thank god for this beautiful monday morning. let today be a blessed day..." 



it was thursday   005005 













"buti na lang may Fire Distinguisher kami sa office kung hindi mahihirapan kaming patayin ang apoy"

status update ng isang friend sa fb.













eto galing sa pinsan ko:
"wag paglaruan ang puso ng babae dahil nagiisa lang ito
ok lang pglaruan ang dibdib, dlwa naman"











-"Dear God, if you give us back Kurt Cobain, will give you Justin Beiber"

 



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