If you're in a club and if you don't like someone who is picking up on you, just utter these anti-pickup lines, shut them down and make them disappear instantly.
Are you from Europe? Because Euro piece of shit.
ohhhhh you thought I was talking to you....no I would rather converse with an imaginary friend
You must be a reality tv show if you're this fake
You have something on your face, it's called ugly.
With a face like that you must be kidding
My fridge is hotter than you
I'm no photographer but I still can't picture us together.
I would rather watch paint dry than hang out with you
You are like a natural disaster. You ruin everything.
You are definitely not getting lucky tonight
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally this ugly?
If you were a Facebook status, I would not like you.
I would insult you, but your genetics already slapped you in the face.
Do you know Santa? Because you're not what i wanted for Christmas
Does your dad work at a deli? Cause your face looks butchered.
Do you work at McDonald's? Cause you are not what i ordered.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change.... Except the direction I'm walking in
Is your dad a mad scientist? Cause you're like an experiment that went horribly wrong.
My love for you is like dividing by zero, doesn't fucking happen.
Wanna hear a joke? Us dating.
I've been having a really bad day, and seeing your face made it worse.
Is there an airport nearby? Cause you should get on a plane and get the hell out of here.
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