Pamatay na Pambara Eng 3

If you're in a club and if you don't like someone who is picking up on you, just utter these anti-pickup lines, shut them down and make them disappear instantly.

Are you from Europe? Because Euro piece of shit.

ohhhhh you thought I was talking to I would rather converse with an imaginary friend

You must be a reality tv show if you're this fake

You have something on your face, it's called ugly.

With a face like that you must be kidding

My fridge is hotter than you

I'm no photographer but I still can't picture us together.

I would rather watch paint dry than hang out with you

You are like a natural disaster. You ruin everything.

You are definitely not getting lucky tonight

Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally this ugly?

If you were a Facebook status, I would not like you.

I would insult you, but your genetics already slapped you in the face.

Do you know Santa? Because you're not what i wanted for Christmas

Does your dad work at a deli? Cause your face looks butchered.

Do you work at McDonald's? Cause you are not what i ordered.

When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change.... Except the direction I'm walking in

Is your dad a mad scientist? Cause you're like an experiment that went horribly wrong.

My love for you is like dividing by zero, doesn't fucking happen.

Wanna hear a joke? Us dating.

I've been having a really bad day, and seeing your face made it worse.

Is there an airport nearby? Cause you should get on a plane and get the hell out of here.


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