Bitchy Lines

After teasing one of my good friends, he asks, "Is that supposed to be a joke? "

I responded, "No. You're the joke".








if i throw a stick, will you leave?     






whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.    





Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.   





I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.   





You say I'm a b!tch like it's a bad thing!     





You look like sh!t! Is that the style now???  







I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.  





u have no right to stand before me. bow your head you insignificant mortal!   






"if i'm even half as lame as you, i'd go and kill myself."     





With friends like yours, who needs enemies?    





"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfcuk you!!!"    




"Do I look like a Fcuking people person!   





"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"   




"Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"   




"And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be…?"    





"Back off!! You’re standing in my aura."   





"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"   





"You are depriving some village of an idiot."   




"Earth is full. Go home."    




"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"    





"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"     

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