After hearing a pickup line
She: I like your approach, now le's see your departure
Man: You look like a dream
Woman: Go back to sleep
Man: my d*ck is 10 inches long
Woman: Mine's too
Man: I can tell that you want me
Woman: ohhhhh...You're so right..I want you to leave
Man: I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true
Woman: First wish, dont ever speak again
Man: hey cutie, how about you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: I dont date outside my species
Man: can i buy you a drink?
Woman: i buy you a taxi?
Man: Nice hair
Woman: (removes the wig) there you go...have fun!
Man: hey good looking...where've seen you before?
Woman: I am one of the nurses at the plastic surgery. Want another visit?
Man: Let me be the reason you're up all night
Woman: You will be. I always wake up when i have nightmares
Man: I'll do anything, no matter how kinky it is if you will say the 3 words
Woman: Clean my house
Man: I can make your wildest dreams come true
Woman: I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone
Male: If i could arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Woman: You don't have to do anything, because N and O are already together.
Guy: (walks up to a girl) "I do not think it is the girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts"
Girl: Well that's too bad because you can't have sex with my personality (then walks away)
Male: baby, I am god's gift to this earth
Woman: Well, if i take a receipt up to heaven, can i exchange you for someone better.
Him: I'd go through anything for you
Her: The exit's over there
Man: Do you like a sensitive guy?
Woman: Yeah, I used to be
Man: Am I in heaven because your an angel
Woman: No you're in hell and I'm about to rip your f*cking face off
Guy: Hey babe do you have GPS....Im lost in your eyes
Girl: Make a U-turn
Boy: So...Um...Hows life?
Girl: Great..until you came along
Guy: I know how to please woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry I dont accept cheap gifts
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